Funny Sibling Quotes

chuckles

My older sister, Marissa, and I were making horchata and i told her we needed to put 12 cups of water and she goes "What?? 12 cups?? That's more then a swimming pool!!" And i said "What?? Swimming pools are lots of gallons! "Oooohhhh!! i thought you meant feet!!! Lol blonde moment!"

Haha! I have lots of those! ;)

Even not blondes have then all the time!! lol!!

I ??am?? somewhat blonde!

That was hilarious!

My youngest sister: Daddy did you ever hear what happened to that deer that jumped over the Free-way?

Dad: Um. No. Is that like the cow who jumped over the moon?

My littlest brother is (like all my brothers) crazy about +building+ with Lego. He is just learning to talk and it is really cute to here him say it: “Loogo-Loogo!”

THAT IS SOOO CUTE!!

Today at the fellowship meal we were at, I took 3 small marshmallows from a marshmallow salad, tasted one, and left the others. Then Jared (6) came up next to me and asked, "Rachel, can I taste some of your smarshmallows?" (No, the S in 'marshmallows' wasn't an accident.) :) Ever since he was a baby, he always sneezed 3 times in a row. We call him "Jared triple-sneeze". It's so funny to hear!

Jubilee, holding a Lincoln Log, come up to me and says, "Mincky bugs!"

Me: "Photoshop is for nerds!"
Daniel: "You just called yourself a nerd."

This morning my little brother was learning about the "ing" blend, and how it changes a verb. So he had these three sentences with a blank in the last one like this:

"My mom can cook my food"

"My mom cooks my food"

"My mom is ____ my food"

William read the sentences and filled in the last one promptly: "My mom is NOT my food."

That's just too funny for words… xD xD

It's raining outside. Jared and Christa come into the room, and tell Mom they're going outside.

Mom says: "With shoes?"

Christa: "No."

Mom: shrugs shoulders "OK, then!"

Jared and Rachel run downstairs. "We can watch Peter Pan!" (Not my choice, by the way)

Christa says, "Did Dad say?" Jared says, "No, Mom said!" Christa says, "Mom? Wow!"

:-/ XD

chuckles at first one laughs out loud at the second :P

Mom and Dad were unmaking the bed I was sleeping in. They come across an old piece of Kleenex. Mom says to me- "Take this and throw it away!"

I say: "That wasn't mine!"

Mom says: "Well, you were sleeping with it."

Me (slyly): "Mom gets the gross jobs."

Mom: "You're a mom-in-training."

Me: picks up the really gross Kleenex and throws it away

Sleeping with the enemy kleenexes, is that an Alaskan tradition?

A little boy from our church was helping us at the mission center today. He was passing out butter so I went up and said, "How's it going Butter Boy?" He said, "You can call me that and I'll call you Nutty." :P

A little boy from our church was helping us at the mission center today. He was passing out butter so I went up and said, "How's it going Butter Boy?" He said, "You can call me that and I'll call you Nutty." :P

Can we all share in this?

Can I call you "Butter Boy"? jk NO!!! It was cute from a 5 year old…. not you! LOL

Sleeping with the enemy kleenexes, is that an Alaskan tradition?

I didn't realize it was there till they were unmaking it.

Younger sister: "Mom's homemade food is 100% much very very better than not homemade food." :D

At our family's evening prayer time:

Daddy: Okay Harmony, say your prayer now.
Baby Taylor: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy: Okay Taylor, say your prayer now!
Taylor looks at Daddy with inquisitive expression, and is silent

my dad my older brother and Josh are flipping through channels on new years eve to see if anything interesting is on

Miley Sirus (yea not sure how to spell that) shows up on the TV

Josh probably says something insulting and changes the channel as fast as he can
My dad - "who was that?"
Josh - " 'If she had a name it's been long since forgot… she would have been known… only as a servant of evil."

(yeah you probably won't get this unless you've seen the second Hobbit but it's hilarious if you get it!! lol :P facedesk

i ain't seen the hobbit, but that was still hilarious

Stop it! Stop it! You're making me want to see the movie even more! I have to wait till we get it on DVD. :-/

"Come on, Harmony, lay down so I can put your diaper on!"
"Otay Tortney."
Harmony lays down as fast as she can…on her tummy
"No, on your back!"
"No, on my tummy!"

That sound familiar! It happens quite often with Jubilee!

Lol! :) Jubilee…what a pretty name! :D I like our Melody and Harmony pretty well too, though. ;)

I have a doll named Jubilee :)

Is it from VF? :)

@Courtney and Hannah: that's cool! My little sister turns 2 on Saturday. :)

Awww, sweet! :D Harmony turned two in September. She'll hardly let me out of her sight without screaming! A couple nights ago Brianna and I were outside on the trampoline, and when we came in, Mama told us that she'd been screaming "I want Tortneybana! I want Tortneybana!" half the time we were out there! (Meaning Courtney-Brianna) XD

Aww…. :)

Yep. :)

Awww, sweet! :D Harmony turned two in September. She'll hardly let me out of her sight without screaming! A couple nights ago Brianna and I were outside on the trampoline, and when we came in, Mama told us that she'd been screaming "I want Tortneybana! I want Tortneybana!" half the time we were out there! (Meaning Courtney-Brianna) XD

Also, mama just told me that she (mama) asked Harmony where we were, and Harmony sobbed, "On da tampoyine!"
( On the trampoline.) :-)

Micah, 2: Ella-way! (Lemonade!)

Little brother(3) to even littler brother(1):
"Peek-a-boo! I love you!"

Look, a raccoon!!!
That's a cocoon, dear, not a raccoon.

;D

When Zachary was about 2, every morning he would come to the stairs and say " YEYES!! I WAN MY BABA!!
(COURTNEY!! I WANT MY BOTTLE!!)

Lesson of the day from David:
To say "abominable" Say "a-bomb-in-a-bowl" really fast :-)

A few days ago Courtney and I were making grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup for dinner, and as Courtney ate some fried cheese, she said''Ahh, this is the most wonderful thing I have tasted in my whole life!'' Brianna:''Even better than chicken enchiladas?(which Courtney loevs) Courtney: '' Yes, even better than that………..Brianna, that was a kind of speech!''
Brianna:''Laughing''

"Figure of speech" is the phrase she used

Jubilee, 2, at dinner:
holds up three fingers "Two peoples!"
Literally two seconds later: "Pass the milk, I said!"

Apparently, my siblings name their siblings after movie characters.
Walking out of church, Hannah, 10, says to me: "Come on Captain America!"
I glared at her and said: "What did you just call me?"
"Captain America! You are Captain America, Daniel is Thor, Josiah is Loki, Rebekah is Henchman, and I am Pepper Potts."
I shrug, chuckle, and walk to the van

Haha! That's so funny :D

Who's Tony Stark?