Funny Sibling Quotes

Me: holds a cup of tea
Bethany: looks into the cup "What's that?"
Me: "Tea!"
Bethany: "Oh brother."
Micah: "Tea is not 'oh brother!'"

It's really annoying to see you on other topics and not get to say, "Hey, wanna join us on SC?" :P

hangs head I know… :(

Not to make you feel worse than you already do or anything… xP

Stop tempting her! :P

LOL! Thanks Nicolas… :P

Summer, talking to Mama:
Next week we're going to New…New Money?…New Muhhh…New something…
What?? Oh, you mean New Mexico!
;)
On another occasion, Summer says:
Zachary, it's true! Grandma is Papa Doug's *husband*!
everyone laughs
Melody, in an incredulous voice:
But, it's true!
XD

Brother: "those military meals we ate at the airsoft game were really yummy!!"

They were so gross I vomited and had a upset stomach the rest of the day!!!

Friend: observes that I wear blue quite often "you like blue, don't you?"
Dad: "That's her color."
Me: smiles and thinks of something to say "Yes! It's observational science that I like the color blue."
Friend: "Observational science!" starts laughing

Hannah (10) made this up, and was singing it just now:

"Jingle bells,
Gollum smells,
Bilbo found a ring.
Thorin thinks that Elves stinks,
and Gandalf says 'no way!'"

Ha!!!

My little sibs call this "the funny thing": My dad or I lay on our back on the floor, bend our knees and let them rest on our feet. We lift them up, bouncing them and saying to the beat "Giddyup-a-oom-papa-oom-papa-mouw-mouw, my heart is on fire for Lord Jesus, whoo-hoo!" lifting them up over our head and dropping them behind us on their feet (or not). :P

Mom: You don't wanna eat your no bake cookies?!
Marissa: no I have oilyOs (she meant to say Oreos),

A few minutes later mom was reading something someone posted on FB about getting oil for there heater delivered tommorow,
Me: Oh there getting OilyOs at there house!! Cool!
Drew: Even cooler there's an oilyo delivery truck!

Scenario: I am playing piano, and my sister is wanting me to come with her. I want to finish my song first though, and she is somewhat frustrated at me for not coming right away.
Abigail: You're as slow as an apple!
Me: stops playing What?! I'm as slow as what?
Abby: an apple!
Me: why do you say that
Abby: Because apples are slow! They don't grow very fast
XD XD

And when Abigail was born several years ago, my then 2 y/o little brother pronounced her name as Apple juice :D

LOL!!!

Lol!!

@Zeldagail: too funny! :D

i definetly said OREO :pp

Hehe, Zeldagail!

Hello Zeldagail, I'm ElizaLoki. :D

:D lol

Me: laughs for no particular reason
Daniel: laughs because I laughed
Me: "Say something completely not funny."
Daniel: "There's a picture on the wall over there."
Me: laughs "That's funny!"

Daniel: looks at me
Me: laughs
Daniel: "I didn't say anything and she laughed!"
Me: laughs

Yeah.

Rebekah: ties a blue bow tie around Bethany's neck There.
Bethany: walks up to me and grins great big "I'm Bill Nye the Science Guy!"
Me: Facpalm "No you're not!"

Wow… And I thought I laughed a lot…

Lol! It's really hard to get me to stop sometimes. 0_o

My little brother Sam: Sarah, I want to take you out to get ice-cream for your birthday.

pause

Except…you'll have to drive, and buy the ice-cream.

0_o

0_o

Yes I have. Someone (……….Carissa………) introduced it to me. :P

So yesterday during our family Bible study, Rachel had a confession to make:

Rachel: "You know the Somebody thing we have at home? Well, I used to think that the pancreas was our spirit. When I thought about meeting Liza in heaven, I always pictured a bunch of little yellow things hopping around, and then I'd see one little yellow thing, and know that it was Liza. And then we were playing with the Somebody's one day, and I said to Mom, 'This is our spirit!', and she said, 'No, that's the pancreas.'"

-Lol!- Laugh out loud!

chuckles

Grandma: "So what should we have for dinner? We could have beef roast or-"
Grandughter: "ICE-CREAMCAKE!"
Grandpa: "You mean you want ice-cream cake again???"

0_o that sounds so healthy! :P

I was joking of course! :P

Yes, of course! :D

Well, I had told it to you all before, but I just suppose that y'all have bad memories. jk! :P

Today at church, Jared was outside (it's snowy), but then he came in and asked for mittens. Dani said, "Who needs mittens?" Jared: "Me." :D
Later…

Sign: Low flying aircraft next 1 mile
A few minutes later:
Jared: "Dad, has it been 1 mile yet?"
Dad: "It's been a lot more than 1 mile."
Jared: "Then why haven't we seen any airplanes yet?"
Mom: "Well, it's not necessarily a promise…"

Dad: looks at Micah who it playing with a map of the world "Micah, put it down please."
Micah: silence
Dad: stares at Micah "Micah?"
Me: "He's in a whole other world."

Later…

Dad: talking about _adenosine triphosphate_ (ATP) "Where does ATP come from?"
Hannah: "A teepee comes from Indians."
Dad: "That's almost funny, but…back on subject."

Hahahaha!!

Before I left I requested “Lassie come home” from the library for our family to watch sometime. The movie came and the kids were waiting for me to come home so they could watch it. Last night they watched it without me because Dad had to return it to the library today. Now all the children are saying, “Sarah Come Home”!

:) Are you on a trip somewhere?

I'm at my gramdma's house. ^I am going to edit this post. Hope you don't mind.^

Wow ok! Who's baby is it? ^don't worry about editing! edit as much as you like :)^

Some friends of ours. I'm pretty excited about it! ^Thanks!^

Ok! that's exciting :) Have you done many deliveries before this?

Four. Three of them were my siblings! :)

Wow that's great! :)

Wow that's great! :)

My 11 year old brother was sharing the story of the "Pharisee and Republican" XD

cracks up

hands you the glue XD