What would happen if...

yep. which parity much means you can't go faster then the speed of light.
and it lead to the discovery of gravitational time delay (shapiro delay).
^do you see where I'm going with this?^

A little. :P Care to elaborate?

After tying it on and taking a deep breath of oxygen, you look towards Mercury and see a horde of Deadpool's minions coming to finish what they've started. Then...

Deadpool wouldn't _have_ minions.

Who kills you. The End.

He'd kill you.

Again I ask "how?"

with our katanas!

so now we're working with strange chemicals. Okay you win. he has a fully functional gun. I had already though of newton's 3rd law and won't debate it. you slowly move the asphalt slab between you and the heartless Deadpool who is about take a trip to Neptune. where he will freeze at best.

That isnt the best!

objects out side of a gravitational field appear to go slower than objects in an field of gravity.
therefore I can intercept Deadpool's bullets dead-on with laser beams as they come. destroy his gun. make a truce with him and return this story to a state that everybody can enjoy. And all that with out having, slow moving, high velocity, bullets pounded in to my body. :-)

objects out side of a gravitational field appear to go slower than objects in an field of gravity. therefore I can intercept Deadpool's bullets dead-on with lazier beams as they come. destroy his gun. make a truce with him and return this story to a state that everybody can enjoy. And all that with out having, slow moving, high velocity, bullets pounded in to my body. :-)

Well, I liked your last scenario….besides, my hydrogen bomb destroyed everything on earth, including me!

He'd kill you.

Again I ask "how?"

with our katanas!

I'll melt them!……and the rest of your equipment with my laser gun.

Do you mean laser gun?

Your lazier means more lazy.

Well, I liked your last scenario....besides, my hydrogen bomb destroyed everything on earth, including _me!_

I can explain all that latter. :) and it's the same scenario.

so now we're working with strange chemicals. Okay you win. he has a fully functional gun. I had already though of newton's 3rd law and won't debate it. you slowly move the asphalt slab between you and the heartless Deadpool who is about take a trip to Neptune. where he will freeze at best.

That isnt the best!

It is for us! :D

After tying it on and taking a deep breath of oxygen, you look towards Mercury and see a horde of Deadpool's minions coming to finish what they've started. Then...

Deadpool wouldn't _have_ minions.

True, but this is a forum for impossible things.

…everybody dies.

...everybody dies.

Oh no! Now what happens? We're all dead, so we can't add on to the story!

Have you turned into my dad? :P

… except for me. And a few other awesome people. And elves.
lol

Am I one of those "few other awesome people"? xP

I know I am!

facedesk

lol I shall grant both of you permission to live.
since i am obviously in charge of the story right now… :)

At least, until we all die a horrible death.

I didn't say y'all died horrible deaths…. just deaths.

I didn't say y'all died horrible deaths.... just deaths.

Read the last couple of pages and you'll see what he's talking about.

Ah ok… lol I'm not much for going back and reading pages here on Memverse. It's dangerous cuz you'll get caught in the sticky web of Memverse-ers!

Thank you!

... except for me. And a few other awesome people. And elves. lol

How about me? xP
EDIT: Btw, welcome back to Memverse, Sarah! I've missed talking to you a lot. :)

of course you! :) lol
I've missed you too! Congrats on the coming new sibling! :)

Haha, thanks! :P :)
Thank you! We are all very excited…of course. xD

What would happen if Google died, and we couldn't Google what happened to Google…

I would shout "YAHOOO!!" then set about moving to Australia.
but for most people ^(normal people)^ panic will be inevitable. (I'm glad I'm weird)

Haha, it wouldn't affect my life at all!

I would look on Bing. :)

The only plausible way to kill our beloved Google, that I can think, of would be an E.M.P. (electromagnetic pulse) bomb.
what would we do if we had an E.M.P bomb dropped on us? (or…… detonated above us)

Scream as all our electronics fried.

What would happen if we go into Marines and want to quit half way through basic?

You already learned the answer to that one!

Oh yea we would go to jail and when we get out we would probably never be able to get a job!

Scream as all our electronics fried.

True dat!

"That's an E.M.P!!!"

I just had a horrific thought: what would happen if this tread died?

Dear me!

[your a dear? Okay…] A hunter comes sneaking up on you and boom!!!…………

I just had a horrific thought: _what would happen if this tread died?_

We would bury it with ceremonial honors, of course! :-)

I just had a horrific thought: _what would happen if this tread died?_

We would bury it with ceremonial honors, of course! :-)

Shall I start? :P

I just had a horrific thought: _what would happen if this tread died?_

We would bury it with ceremonial honors, of course! :-)

Shall I start? :P

Why not? But thou must dig thyself a hole, not a home. Thou art not a mole. :-P

I just had a horrific thought: _what would happen if this tread died?_

We would bury it with ceremonial honors, of course! :-)

Shall I start? :P

Why not? But thou must dig thyself a hole, not a home. Thou art not a mole. :-P

Ah, yes. Begins digging a hole

I just had a horrific thought: _what would happen if this tread died?_

We would bury it with ceremonial honors, of course! :-)

Shall I start? :P

Why not? But thou must dig thyself a hole, not a home. Thou art not a mole. :-P

Ah, yes. *Begins digging a hole*

Finds another shovel and helps you

I just had a horrific thought: _what would happen if this tread died?_

We would bury it with ceremonial honors, of course! :-)

Shall I start? :P

Why not? But thou must dig thyself a hole, not a home. Thou art not a mole. :-P

Ah, yes. *Begins digging a hole*

*Finds another shovel and helps you*

I thank thee, my lady.

begins pushing the dirt back in the hole THIS TREAD SHALL NOT DIE!!!

*begins pushing the dirt back in the hole* THIS TREAD SHALL NOT DIE!!!

stops digging Look! You just messed up all my work!

*begins pushing the dirt back in the hole* THIS TREAD SHALL NOT DIE!!!

*stops digging* Look! You just messed up all my work!

And Sarah Frisks's! :D
But at lest you got to air out the dirt.