Funny Sibling Quotes

Blinks. Whoa…we must write that down! xD

Not a funny sibling quote, but it was funny!

I was at Bible Study. After we finished, the family's dog came up to me and started to lick my watch. The lady whose house we were at said, "She likes to take peoples watches. It's because she a watch dog."
Me: Giggles "That's funny!"

My younger brother William (age 7): "Candy Land is so scary; you might end up in Cupcake Forest!"

I know this isn't a sibling quote, but I had nowhere else to put it. Gimme a break. :P

On Friday, I was at our office, going to the water cooler in the receptionist's area to get some water for my dad. I was wearing my Superman t-shirt, and this little boy who was waiting with his mommy, who looked no more than 3 years old, looks at me, gives me the brightest smile ever, and yells out "SUPERMAN!"

My day = MADE.

That's great, little brother! xD xD xD

I know this isn't a sibling quote, but I had nowhere else to put it. Gimme a break. :P On Friday, I was at our office, going to the water cooler in the receptionist's area to get some water for my dad. I was wearing my Superman t-shirt, and this little boy who was waiting with his mommy, who looked no more than 3 years old, looks at me, gives me the brightest smile ever, and yells out "SUPERMAN!" My day = MADE.

AWESOME!

Awww, that's so sweet ;)

One time I was standing in line for popcorn at the movie theater with my brother and our friend, and this little girl was pointing me out earnestly to her mom. She was saying, "Mom, look, a princess!!!" Her mom was kind of embarrassed, I think, but the little girl certainly made my day! ;)

(oh, and I was wearing a purple dress, but it wasn't super fancy or anything. I guess dresses are just that rare these days o__o)

Wow!!! That is awesome!!!

In reply to Emmy

I know!! I will treasure the memory always ;)

LOL!

Me and Sam

Me: Oh you tell me to hold on, oh you tell me to hold on, but my chimichangas are stolen , and what was there is *gone*!

Sam:
Cause the cheese is STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMING OUT!
And if the last thing that I do,
Is cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch it down,
I'll crunch it out for you,
For you.

—–later on:

me to abby: I want to prove to you I can come around, that I can change. If this problem lies in me, I'm only a man with a Deadpool that's got me, I'm taking a stand to escape the tacos inside me, a Deadpool, a Deadpool, i've turned into a Deadpool, a Deadpool, a Deadpool, and it keeps getting hungrier!

That's awesome! That would make my day too. :)

A girl stopped me in the gas station today and complimented my plain brown, floor-length skirt :)

Haha! It must have been a pretty plain brown, floor-length skirt XD

Me and Sam Me: _Oh you tell me to hold on, oh you tell me to hold on, but my chimichangas are stolen , and what was there is *gone*!_ Sam: _Cause the cheese is STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMING OUT!_ _And if the last thing that I do,_ _Is cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch it down,_ _I'll crunch it out for you,_ _For you._ -----later on: me to abby: I want to prove to you I can come around, that I can change. If this problem lies in me, I'm only a man with a Deadpool that's got me, I'm taking a stand to escape the tacos inside me, a Deadpool, a Deadpool, i've turned into a Deadpool, a Deadpool, a Deadpool, and it keeps getting hungrier!

Sampool adds this:

Can I clear my stomach?
If it's emptier than the rest?
Do I have to eat inside?
I never said that I want this.
This chimichanga came to me.
And he's made my mouth his prize.

Deadpool:I'm waking up, in pancake syrup, I wipe my brow and I sweat taco sauce

Sampool:I'm breathing in, the festivals…for me.

Deadpool:I'm breaking necks, and smashing heads, then sliding up to the fangirls!

Sampool:This is it, the taco emits…a great smell!

Very good, sam!

Deadpool:I'm waking up, in pancake syrup, I wipe my brow and I sweat taco sauce

Sampool:I'm breathing in, the festivals…for me.

Deadpool:I'm breaking necks, and smashing heads, then sliding up to the fangirls!

Sampool:This is it, the taco emits…a great smell!

Deadpool (I'm throwing up) I feel it all over me,

So, yesterday we were at the National Naval Air Museum, and Jared asked Dad if he could touch a bomb on one of the planes. (It's the only large air museum in the US that you can touch the planes) Dad said sure, so Jared went up to touch it. Dad followed him, and as Jared touched the bomb, Dad shouted, "BOOM!" It scared Rachel so much she screamed! :D

Lol!

My little brother Sam was asked to get dressed for the day, so he went up and changed his pajama pants for sweatpants. when he came down, Dad told him that didn't count for day cloths. As he came back up stairs, I heard him saying in an indignant voice, "Now I have to get even more dressed!"

laughing That's really funny xP

@Sarah: That's so cute!!!

The place where we are staying has a little 3-year-old boy. Today, his mom told him it was time to go potty. But he said, "I…I went last night, though!" XD

Rachel's description of The Hunger Games:

"A bad movie where a bunch of kids run around killing each other."

Exactly why I don't watch the Hunger Games. :D

Mama and Daddy were discussing if Summer was big enough to go rollerskating the next day. She overhears the conversation, and loudly puts in her opinion.

But Daddy, I'm big enough! I'm five _and a half_!!!
holds up five fingers, along with one half-way up and bent in the middle

:)

Awwwww :)

Yesterday my little sibs were apparently discussing the story of Joshua and the Battle of Jericho (I think my mom had just read them the story). My 7 yo brother said, "You can only go around blasting trumpets for seven days to make a wall fall down if God wants you to."

XD

Hahaha!

We were with some girls on Sunday, and they were telling me about the Hunger Games, and the conclusion was that they were no good and depressing!

I'm doing handsprings in Elisabeth's and my room:

Elisabeth: Please stop.

Me: 4 more?

Elisabeth: 5 more.

I do my five more and turn to leave

Elisabeth: Stay here!

Me: No, I have other things to do.

Elisabeth: You can do handsprings!!!!!!

XD

0_o HAHA! That's great!

LOL!

I don't ""lol"" but that was pretty funny.

:)

Me: "I had a dream about having my blood drawn again."
RZ: "What did they draw it with? Markers?"
Dad (to RZ): "You got that from Sarah, didn't you?"
Me: facetable laughing

:P

I like getting my blood drawn because they always give me toys afterwards. :P

Josiah says (jokingly) to Hannah: "Hey Hannah, did you know that Lizzy was adopted?"

Hannah: "No!"

Me holding back a giggle: "I was adopted? That's news to me!" 

So you're not mad at me?!

holds breath

Don't do that, it might be another 4 hours before she replies!

hopes expectantly

After yet another episode of me saying something and then having to explain what I meant to my younger siblings:

Me: Because I use such exalted language, you probably can't comprehend what I am speaking of half the time, can you?
Philip: What's "comprehend"? I can't comprehend "comprehend".
Me: laughing Your usage of the word indicates that you do indeed know its definition.

Hahaha!!!!

Just so you are aware, I do usually use such language. "Think before you speak" is a favorite motto of mine. :)

Intimidating. Do your siblings have a dictionary?

In reply to Matthew Minica

Spellcheck says your name doesn't exist…well!

Rebekah…I just realized that you were also on the KBR Give Thanks challenge =) It's neat to see you here as well!

Yup! :) You are Rachel, right? What is the first letter of your last name?

(I know that sounds weird…trying to identify you :))

Haha! =) I didn't realize it until I saw your picture from that link you gave me. It's C. :) BTW, my user name says Rachel Irene, I just have it written out in Greek xD

Do you do the Bible Bee?

Ok! Now I remember you! :) You emailed me a little—I remember when your baby brother was born! I don't speak Greek, sorry. :P

I've never done the Bible Bee before.

Yup! =) Yes, that's right! And about the head covering :) Haha! I don't either…

Alright. I was just curious :)

So you're not mad at me?! *holds breath* *Don't do that, it might be another 4 hours before she replies!* *hopes expectantly*

No, I'm not mad. Why would I be?

I HOPE you didn't hold your breath for 19 hours!!!! :P

Deadpool did…he almost died….but he's fine now.