You know you're a Homeschooler when....

If you treat the word "stupid" like profanity.

If you hear someone say "stupid" and tell them that you're not allowed to say the "S" word.

Haha, yes! =) Though, we just ignore it if someone says it. We got over telling them we're not allowed to say it ;-)

...if you fast-forward the song _16 Going on 17_ in _The Sound of Music_.

We don't really fast-forward it…we just do dozens of "facepillows", and maybe start a conversation until it's over :P

… when you and your younger sister laugh and make-fun of public school kids when you're at the library at noon.

When you have this conversation with your mom on road trips:

YOU- Mom!!

MOM- What

YOU- I have to use the bathroom.

MOM- The next gas station is in 17 miles, can you hold it?

YOU- Um how long will it take?

Then she turns it into a math problem, and by the time you finish the ordeal you are either at the gas station or you've peed yourself.

…you do 10 lessons of ath in one day because you want to be done with school for the year

...you do 10 lessons of ath in one day because you want to be done with school for the year

AMEN SISTA!

...if you fast-forward the song _16 Going on 17_ in _The Sound of Music_.

We don't really fast-forward it...we just do *dozens* of "facepillows", and maybe start a conversation until it's over :P

Why?!

…you have an extra awesome stack of cash because you can work a lot more hours because you don't have to do schools all the time. :D

A stack of 10 $1 bills? XD

Uh nope! A stack of 4 $20 bills and 3 $10!
:p

No why did you tell them! Now they will try to theif it all!

Ahhh! What have we done!

Uh nope! A stack of 4 $20 bills and 3 $10! :p *No why did you tell them! Now they will try to theif it all!* Ahhh! What have we done!

Not bad! GO BUY MINECRAFT NOW!

My dad said he has to look at it first! I told him its perfectly fine! And hes a busy man with two jobs so he probably won't anytime soon!

Well, look at it this way. When you're an adult, and you have kids (or neices and nephews), you'll be more sympathetic to video games. :)

You did not just…

He did.

Why would you mention us with kids?!

Because seeing you cosplay as Lady Deadpool with Deadpool kids would be epic. :)

Because seeing you cosplay as Lady Deadpool with Deadpool kids would be epic. :)

Heh, Deadpool kids would be epic…

...if you fast-forward the song _16 Going on 17_ in _The Sound of Music_.

We don't really fast-forward it...we just do *dozens* of "facepillows", and maybe start a conversation until it's over :P

Why?!

I honestly don't know; I wish we would though - that scene is so ridiculously annoying. :P

…people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………… I'm… homeschooled.

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

exactly! honestly i really don't care what grade i'm in.

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Funny. That never happens to me. :P

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Funny. That never happens to me. :P

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Funny. That never happens to me. :P

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!!

Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no…"

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

Uh that has nothing to do with being homeschooled… :p

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

…………..?

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

Uh that has nothing to do with being homeschooled... :p

It's more common in homeschoolers, though. :)

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

Uh that has nothing to do with being homeschooled... :p

It's more common in homeschoolers, though. :)

It is?

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P

I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

Ha, so true for dudes!
I always say: "Yea, but hes from a book."

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

Ha, so true for dudes! I always say: "Yea, but hes from a book."

I say, "WHAT?!?!?! A ten-year-old with a boyfriend?!?!?!" ^Though I know a 9-year-old with a girlfriend… but of course he's not homeschooled.^

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

Ha, so true for dudes! I always say: "Yeah, but he's from a book."

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

epic and true.

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

Ha, so true for dudes! I always say: "Yea, but hes from a book."

also epic!

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

epic and true.

amen.

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

ya, throwing knives are much cheaper (and they last longer).

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

"Uhh. No… I am homeschooled." :P

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

ya, throwing knives are much cheaper (and they last longer).

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

ya, throwing knives are much cheaper (and they last longer).

So much funner too…

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

ya, throwing knives are much cheaper (and they last longer).

So much funner too...

Amen cousin!

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

ya, throwing knives are much cheaper (and they last longer).

So much funner too...

Amen cousin!

Hey, great minds think ^violently^ alike! :p

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

ya, throwing knives are much cheaper (and they last longer).

So much funner too...

Amen cousin!

Hey, great minds think ^violently^ alike! :p

Which would exclude both of you. :P

...people ask you what grade you're in, and you say, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I'm... homeschooled.

Yes!!!!! Or, if they ask you if you have a boyfriend (or girlfriend), and you look at them funny. "What? I mean, uh, no..."

That's if you're awkward. :P I always say: "Nope. Too expensive."

ya, throwing knives are much cheaper (and they last longer).

So much funner too...

Amen cousin!

Hey, great minds think ^violently^ alike! :p

Which would exclude both of you. :P

You too, derp!

Oh of course not! :p

You know you're a homeschooler when you and your sister go outside at 3:00 for a break from school, locking the doors behind you so that your 4-y-o brother doesn't escape. You come back at 3:20 to find that Mom has fallen asleep and all the doors are locked, leaving you outside (did I mention it's been raining the whole time?) with no way to get in. So the two of you decide to build a fort in the front yard to keep the rain off you because sitting in the garage is too boring, and in the process of building the fort, it gives you an inspiration for your literature assignment you've been having trouble with. About ten minutes after you finish, your Mom wakes up and calls you in, wondering why you didn't wake her up.
…True story. Don't ask.

…you're definitely homeschooled. XD

Hm. Never had that happen before. :p

...True story. Don't ask.

You gave enough details that I really don't have to. xP Yeah, that probably doesn't happen to too many public-schooled kids. x)

Do you guys/girls really believe America is more blessed than any other nation? That it is better than all the other nations that God created and has also blessed?

I do believe that America is one of the most privileged nations in the world, but I don't believe its better.

Edit: Romans 2:11

You know you are a Homeschooler when…you freak out when there are teenagers alone on the street. I did that once a long time ago and I was like"Mom! Where are their parents? They are alone on the street! Mom Mom!! They are smoking! What are they doing out by themselves?" Society today… I'm praying for God's grace… :(