Funny Sibling Quotes

Started by Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
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Sarah B.

Dad: “Did you brush your teeth?”
Lev: “No – Yeah – No – Yeah – No”
Dad: “Well, you started with the “no” so I’m guessing you didn’t.”
Lev: “Yeah.”


Even came in with a grass cut. So I got him a band-ad, which lead to this conversation.

Ev: "Sharie, you didn’t get it on the whole cut – see! Part of it is sticking out… I need another one.”
Me: “You really think you need two?”
Ev: “Wellll… I guess it’s okay. At least it’s keeping my finger on.”

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Courtney M.

We're playing Boggle.
Brianna: Nat, N-A-T.
Matthew: That's K-N-A-T.
Daddy and me: No, that's G-N-A-T! We laugh really hard at…guess who?…Matthew!

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Courtney M.

Uncle to a little cousin: You remember Barksdale?
Cousin replies in the affirmative.
Uncle: What is Barksdale?
Cousin: Doggies?

xD So smart for a three year old!

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Amara J

We're playing Boggle. Brianna: Nat, N-A-T. Matthew: That's K-N-A-T. Daddy and me: No, that's G-N-A-T! *We laugh really hard at...guess who?...Matthew!*

Haha!!

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Amara J

My 5 year-old sister was mixing dirt and water to make "ink" as she calls it. She said "I am mixing ink. I am very fond of ink." So my Mom asked her what does "fond" mean, and she said " Something you really, really like." It was sooooooooo cute!! ^especially coming out of a 5 year-old!^

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Emmy

My 5 year-old sister was mixing dirt and water to make "ink" as she calls it. She said "I am mixing ink. I am very fond of ink." So my Mom asked her what does "fond" mean, and she said " Something you really, really like." It was sooooooooo cute!! ^especially coming out of a 5 year-old!^

Awwww!! :D She's got quite the vocabulary ;)

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Amara J

My 5 year-old sister was mixing dirt and water to make "ink" as she calls it. She said "I am mixing ink. I am very fond of ink." So my Mom asked her what does "fond" mean, and she said " Something you really, really like." It was sooooooooo cute!! ^especially coming out of a 5 year-old!^
Awwww!! :D She's got quite the vocabulary ;)

Yup!! Well, she does have 5 people older than her…

Once, she was pretending to take pictures and she said "I will put them on the internet and everyone will laugh heartily".

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Sarah

Addy (my first cousin once removed, age 2)'s dad: Are you bossy?
Addy: Yeah, I'm bossy!
Addy's dad: And proud of it, too!

Addy's dad: You're obsessed with Grandpa, aren't you?
Addy: Yeah!

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Abigail Rose

11 year old Sister: starts throwing a fit
Me, Connor, and Marissa at exactly the same time: "JET! CALM DOWN! YOU NEED TO STOP!!!"
Brother: "Its like how they say 'Great minds think alike' but you guys have dumb minds!"

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Emma

Once, she was pretending to take pictures and she said "I will put them on the internet and everyone will laugh heartily". </blockquote>

That's so funny!

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Rose Tyler

The kids are watching _The Desolation of Smaug._
Daniel: Takes a picture and sends it to a friend, asking the friend to guess what we're watching.
Friend texts back: "The Desolation of Smaug, or Thorin fangirl videos?"

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Hiruko Kagetane

*The kids are watching _The Desolation of Smaug._* Daniel: *Takes a picture and sends it to a friend, asking the friend to guess what we're watching.* *Friend texts back:* "The Desolation of Smaug, or Thorin fangirl videos?"

Isn't that basically what Desolation of Smaug was? :P

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Abigail Rose

Esther: runs into my house, screams and holds out her hand with a engagement ring on it
All of us: Screams

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Courtney M.

So was she engaged or was she pulling your leg? Sorry, that's just what came to my mind…you know…with you guys. :P

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Rose Tyler

*The kids are watching _The Desolation of Smaug._* Daniel: *Takes a picture and sends it to a friend, asking the friend to guess what we're watching.* *Friend texts back:* "The Desolation of Smaug, or Thorin fangirl videos?"
Isn't that basically what _Desolation of Smaug_ was? :P

-Facedesk- FaceArkenstone L.O.L.

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Abigail Rose

So was she engaged or was she pulling your leg? Sorry, that's just what came to my mind...you know...with you guys. :P

She's engaged. :)

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Courtney M.

Neat! Well, that makes it a really, sweet, memory.

Last night my sisters were protesting my ever getting married. Mama assured them that I would not get married for at least five years yet. Then she added, "Hopefully". :P

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Abigail Rose

Neat! Well, that makes it a really, _sweet_, memory. Last night my sisters were protesting my ever getting married. Mama assured them that I would not get married for at least five years yet. Then she added, "Hopefully". :P

Aye! My friend got married when she was 17! :p

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Sarah B.

Esther: *runs into my house, screams and holds out her hand with a engagement ring on it* All of us: *Screams*

LOL! That's great! :D
wonders why Esther was scared of her ring. jk

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Abigail Rose

Esther: *runs into my house, screams and holds out her hand with a engagement ring on it* All of us: *Screams*
LOL! That's great! :D

We all knew he was gonna propose. He told us. :p

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Courtney M.

When she got engaged? Or when you got engaged? :P 'Cause methinks Abi is not one to cry at a trifle…

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Sarah B.

If she got engaged she'd cry… she doesn't think she wants to get married. That's what she said anyway! :P :D
Right Abigail?

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Rose Tyler

Hmm...well, you've got something to worry about then, don't you? :P jk

Lol, I guess so!
Let's just say, that God hasn't brought Mr. Right yet…

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Sarah B.

Oh, noooo!!! Don't say that! Better say that you're not Miss Right yet.

What I was going to say! ^^ :)

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Abigail Rose

If she got engaged she'd cry... she doesn't think she wants to get married. That's what she said anyway! :P :D Right Abigail?

Depends on the guy. :p

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Roy Phillips

Esther: *runs into my house, screams and holds out her hand with a engagement ring on it* All of us: *Screams*

Remembers a conversation about _drama-lamas_ ….. this sounds like a pack of them.

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Abigail Rose

Esther: *runs into my house, screams and holds out her hand with a engagement ring on it* All of us: *Screams*
*Remembers a conversation about _drama-lamas_* ..... this sounds like a pack of them.

Esther's not a drama llama! Except just then!

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Abigail Rose

Esther: "Hey! Do you wanna hear a story?"
My mom: "Yea!"
Esther: "Joel?"
Joel: "So once upon a time there was a little boy who lived in Ireland…"
Esther: "NO!!! Our story!!

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Roy Phillips

Esther: "Hey! Do you wanna hear a story?" My mom: "Yea!" Esther: "Joel?" Joel: "So once upon a time there was a little boy who lived in Ireland..." Esther: "NO!!! _Our_ story!!

LOL

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