Funny Sibling Quotes

Since when dose Deadpool make entangling alliances? come on folks your supposed to laugh! Hes joking! Now lets get this thread back on topic.

HA! Roy guessed it! He's a true Deadpool, (even though he's DC!) he knoweth me more than these!

Big surprise. I've been around longer then you. (DC got tired of me, since like 90% of their "super" heroes are too lame to be pitted against me).

ooh burn.

I'm surprised this prank has not induced Carissa to make a no proposals law on the MV rules!

Since when dose Deadpool make entangling alliances? come on folks your supposed to laugh! Hes joking! Now lets get this thread back on topic.

HA! Roy guessed it! He's a true Deadpool, (even though he's DC!) he knoweth me more than these!

Big surprise. I've been around longer then you. (DC got tired of me, since like 90% of their "super" heroes are too lame to be pitted against me).

'Cept for Batman, Batgirl (Cassandra Cain), and Nightwing.

But…with the whole "New 52", I'm actually unsure how they'd still do against him. Or how Deadshot'd do against them.

sighs

Reboots.

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Really, Noah, really? *major facepillow* We don't need _proposals_ on here!!! *Facepillow*

Its not about needs, its about rights. Stop being a liberal. :D

Well, no proposals on here!!! Please!

Coming from someone who's proposed to me before, this is surprising. :P

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Really, Noah, really? *major facepillow* We don't need _proposals_ on here!!! *Facepillow*

Its not about needs, its about rights. Stop being a liberal. :D

Well, no proposals on here!!! Please!

Coming from someone who's proposed to me before, this is surprising. :P

I thought you were the one who tried to marry her? Or is this another incident?

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Really, Noah, really? *major facepillow* We don't need _proposals_ on here!!! *Facepillow*

Its not about needs, its about rights. Stop being a liberal. :D

Well, no proposals on here!!! Please!

Coming from someone who's proposed to me before, this is surprising. :P

*laments that she did get a proposal before they became illegal* jk xP

So you said yes?

Ummm…Guys?

Ummm...Guys?

Ummm…Girls?

*laments that she did get a proposal before they became illegal* jk xP

So you said yes?

Blah! I started at your post for so long, trying to make it make sense. .... then relized i'd made a mistake in my post.

what was the mistake?

I ment: *i didn't*!!! :P

oh okay. But I thought he did!

Ummm… Y'all?

Should I be concerned about this? About you?

Non-edifying chatting…

I ment: *i didn't*!!! :P

oh okay. But I thought he _did!_

No. _He didn't!_ Why are you rubbing it in?! :P

Sorry, sorry. He should've! When I get a holt of him he's gonna wish he had!

His actions should at least count as 74.2 percent of a proposal though, right?

Non-edifying chatting...

From the woman whose mouth never ceases to spew out foolishness! :D jk

Well, the topic of this conversation is not appropriate. Should we really be teasing and joking around about proposing to each other? Especially naming specific people together? Would your parents approve of that? Would God be honored by such conduct from His children?

Dear me! Rosie's come down with "Elaynee/Dani M." Syndrome! CALL A MEDIC!

Well, the topic of this conversation is not appropriate. Should we really be teasing and joking around about proposing to each other? Especially naming specific people together? Would your parents approve of that? Would God be honored by such conduct from His children?

We have named no one. only said 'he'. which is good, and non-offensive.

Even so, such speech is +not acceptable+. Period. "Let your speech always be with grace, seasoned with salt…" How is such teasing seasoned with salt (that is, is it pleasing to the hearer) and grace? If God read through these forums, would He approve the discussion that takes place here? And if it was all "jokes" and "not serious", then why are you making light of a such a serious subject as proposing, dating, love, marriage etc? Once again, this is to all participating in such talk.

Sammy is not helping…

Sammy is not helping...

pulls out First-World Problems Help Kit

This will help.

Hands you a picture of a bridge

Here's a bridge. Get over it.

Even so, such speech is +not acceptable+. Period. _"Let your speech always be with grace, seasoned with salt…"_ How is such teasing seasoned with salt (that is, is it pleasing to the hearer) and grace? If God read through these forums, would He approve the discussion that takes place here? And if it was all "jokes" and "not serious", then why are you making light of a such a serious subject as proposing, dating, love, marriage etc? Once again, this is to all participating in such talk.

oh my dog. wow. Do you love anyone? at all? even like a sibling or parent or relative? Do you plan on getting married one day!

NOAH! CEASE FROM THIS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE OF WICKED WICKEDNESS!

then, let us not discuss any other aspects of life as well. Which kinda eliminates the reason for these forums. And conversations in real life as well. which means I'll be forever lonely! That was _already_ the case!

If engagement/marriage is a serious thing–and I think we all can (or at least should) agree that it is–then we should not make light of it. It is for you all to determine whether this is being done in this situation. I for one think that it is, and thus I will not involve myself in this conversation. After consulting God through prayer, you must decide in your own conscience whether this discussion is worth continuing.

If engagement/marriage is a serious thing--and I think we all can (or at least should) agree that it is--then we should not make light of it. It is for you all to determine whether this is being done in this situation. I for one think that it is, and thus I will not involve myself in this conversation. After consulting God through prayer, you must decide in your own conscience whether this discussion is worth continuing.

Following that logic, we should not engage in political jokes of any kind, because government administration is a serious matter.

Also following that logic, we should not have any sort of super hero movie or any epic that has humor, because stopping evil people or preventing world domination should be a serious matter.

My seven year old brother (after his math drills): "Evie, guess what! I got all of them right, except three!"

Awwww! :)

My seven year old brother (after his math drills): "Evie, guess what! I got all of them right, except three!"

My sister does that all the time!

Me to Summer: I am now officially 15! ------------------ Me: Does that sound old? Summer: Yes. Me: Am I old? Summer: No. That's about twenty. Me: Twenty's old? Summer: I think... It went something like that. xD

6-year-old girl I know: How old are you?
Me: I'm fifteen. Old, huh?
Girl: Naw, you don't have grey hair and whiskers.

Me to Summer: I am now officially 15! ------------------ Me: Does that sound old? Summer: Yes. Me: Am I old? Summer: No. That's about twenty. Me: Twenty's old? Summer: I think... It went something like that. xD

6-year-old girl I know: How old are you? Me: I'm fifteen. Old, huh? Girl: Naw, you don't have grey hair and whiskers.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Me to Summer: I am now officially 15! ------------------ Me: Does that sound old? Summer: Yes. Me: Am I old? Summer: No. That's about twenty. Me: Twenty's old? Summer: I think... It went something like that. xD

6-year-old girl I know: How old are you? Me: I'm fifteen. Old, huh? Girl: Naw, you don't have grey hair and whiskers.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

I THINK she was kidding… I'm not sure. :)

Me to Summer: I am now officially 15! ------------------ Me: Does that sound old? Summer: Yes. Me: Am I old? Summer: No. That's about twenty. Me: Twenty's old? Summer: I think... It went something like that. xD

6-year-old girl I know: How old are you? Me: I'm fifteen. Old, huh? Girl: Naw, you don't have grey hair and whiskers.

:D Those are funny!!

Little girl: I don't like candy.
Her mom: Liar, liar, liar!!
My mom: Well, if she doesn't like it, you don't have to share any with her, right?
Her mom: Ha! Right!
Little girl: I like candy, I like candy, I like candy!!!

I don't have younger siblings, but I do have an amusing nephew. :-)
When lamenting over his recently deceased dog, he commented,
"I hope that God can teach Shiloh to fetch, 'cuz I sure never could."

:-)

Buddy who was playing soccer with me: "I can never remember any of yalls names, so I'm making nicknames for everyone!"
Me: "Oh you can just call me Worst Goalie!"
Buddy: "Abi! No! Your a great goalie!"
Me: "I am not!"
Buddy: "Yes you are!"
Me: "Not!"
Buddy: gives me the nickname of Bestest Goalie Ever Seriously I Mean It Seriously For Real I'm Not Lieing

Buddy who was playing soccer with me: "I can never remember any of yalls names, so I'm making nicknames for everyone!" Me: "Oh you can just call me Worst Goalie!" Buddy: "Abi! No! Your a great goalie!" Me: "I am not!" Buddy: "Yes you are!" Me: "Not!" Buddy: *gives me the nickname of Bestest Goalie Ever Seriously I Mean It Seriously For Real I'm Not Lieing*

you probably are!

I'm not though! :p

I am not either. :P You should watch how good the players in the Senior league are, and you'd see why I would never want to be goalie! XD

I never played goalie when I played on a team…if I did I wouldn't even be alive today :p

I did once…but that was back on the Junior league; and we were playing against the worst team (I felt bad for them - they lost all their games that year :(), so the ball only came to our side of the field a few times, and it never got past our defense. So I didn't even have to touch it. :P
But the Senior league? shudders Never. Their goals are huge, and I'm small.

lol goalie is so boring when you have awesome defense :P Sometimes…:p my defense like to pass it to me a lot :p

xP xP

Buddy who was playing soccer with me: "I can never remember any of yalls names, so I'm making nicknames for everyone!" Me: "Oh you can just call me Worst Goalie!" Buddy: "Abi! No! Your a great goalie!" Me: "I am not!" Buddy: "Yes you are!" Me: "Not!" Buddy: *gives me the nickname of Bestest Goalie Ever Seriously I Mean It Seriously For Real I'm Not Lieing*

feels as though I deserve that nickname :P

Buddy who was playing soccer with me: "I can never remember any of yalls names, so I'm making nicknames for everyone!" Me: "Oh you can just call me Worst Goalie!" Buddy: "Abi! No! Your a great goalie!" Me: "I am not!" Buddy: "Yes you are!" Me: "Not!" Buddy: *gives me the nickname of Bestest Goalie Ever Seriously I Mean It Seriously For Real I'm Not Lieing*

you probably are!

I would be: the Dead Goalie
You couldn't get me to play unless I was.

Sam could.

I had a new experience tonight - Summer lost her tooth… on me! She was biting on me, I don't know why, and I pushed her away and told her to stop, and when I looked down at the chair I saw a tooth! xP

I had a new experience tonight - Summer lost her tooth... on me! She was biting on me, I don't know why, and I pushed her away and told her to stop, and when I looked down at the chair I saw a tooth! xP

Oh, loooooovely! xD

IKR? xD

This evening…
Micah (3): I'm me!
Rachel (I decided to play around with him a bit): No, I'm me!
Micah: No, I'm me!
Rachel: No, I'm me!
Micah: Let's share. I'm Micah and you're Rachel

XD XD

That's so funny! xD

Christa: gives Daddy a kiss before going up to bed

Daddy: I'll come tuck you, you know.

Christa: Oh, okay, that's just first kiss, then.

Daddy: I'll get second kiss later?

Me: And then elevensies… Let's hope not…