What would happen if...

I would bury knives hilt-first under it. So many one-way trips. :)

OOC: Nice to know you care so much for your friends. :P

…and JJ goes through and takes them all out. Then…

someone says "ouch! something bit me!!!"

…That 'someone' turns out to be a baby just starting to teethe. When you discover this, you….

^That was random…^
^P.S. I haven't been reading through this, so I just put in something randomly. :P^

look down to see that the baby was actually a dummy, and turn to see me jumping down on you, swinging the blade that sealed your doom.

The End. :)

Very funny.
clears throat

You duck from the blade that was meant to seal your doom, while the blade-swinger has fooled himself into thinking that he has killed you. He walks away, laughing to himself. You then….

Very funny. *clears throat* You duck from the blade that was meant to seal your doom, while the blade-swinger has fooled himself into thinking that he has killed you. He walks away, laughing to himself. You then....

It's already done! Besides, if I were to kill you, it would be by decapitation. Can't fake your head rolling on the floor. :)

But 'you' ducked. Like, ducked all the way. 'You' didn't leave their head up to get…ah…decapitated. That's what I said. Someone else's turn, please.

But 'you' ducked. Like, ducked all the way. 'You' didn't leave their head up to get...ah...decapitated. That's what I said. Someone else's turn, please.

And the blade-swinger simply watched you duck and cut your head off when you were done. :)

…and then someone realizes that the whole unfortunate episode with knives and swords and decapitation was, in fact, just a story in Sam's notebook. So Esther takes an eraser and erases it, and all the other Memversers (except Sam) thank her for saving their heads, and they all lived happily ever after. The end.

xP

...and then someone realizes that the whole unfortunate episode about cutting people's heads off was, in fact, just a story in Sam's notebook. So Esther takes an eraser and erases it, and all the other Memversers (except Sam) thank her for saving their heads, and they all lived happily ever after. The end. xP

It already ended. :P

Someone doesn't like happy endings. So I'm changing it. :)

Someone doesn't like happy endings. So I'm changing it. :)

If we can do that, then I can change it back! :P

Sam decides that, as Emperor of the Known World, people who erase stories should be executed. So, he decapitates all the occupants of the room in his righteous judgement. :)

^alright, I'll play along…^

But before the executioner could follow through, Esther (now somewhat resigned to her fate) throws herself at his feet and pleads for the life of her friends, because they had not erased stories (even if those stories were unhappy). Therefore judgment on them would not be "righteous".

Don't you dare kill my twin! :P

Someone (that someone being me) prepares some lemon juice….

Even me? :( :P

^alright, I'll play along...^ But before the executioner could follow through, Esther (now somewhat resigned to her fate) throws herself at his feet and pleads for the life of her friends, because they had not erased stories (even if those stories were unhappy). Therefore judgment on them would not be "righteous".

The executioner informs Esther that she should have thought of that before she decided that erasing stories that weren't hers was a good idea, and proceeds to begin to process of separating heads from shoulders.

Even me? :( :P

Guilt by association. :P

The executioner informs Esther that she should have thought of that before she decided that erasing stories that weren't hers was a good idea, and proceeds to begin to process of separating heads from shoulders.

Nicohulk hurls Sam to New York

^alright, I'll play along...^ But before the executioner could follow through, Esther (now somewhat resigned to her fate) throws herself at his feet and pleads for the life of her friends, because they had not erased stories (even if those stories were unhappy). Therefore judgment on them would not be "righteous".

The executioner informs Esther that she should have thought of that before she decided that erasing stories that weren't hers was a good idea, and proceeds to begin to process of separating heads from shoulders.

Wait… She's got more than one head? Creepy…

The executioner informs Esther that she should have thought of that before she decided that erasing stories that weren't hers was a good idea, and proceeds to begin to process of separating heads from shoulders.

*Nicohulk hurls Sam to New York*

The executioner frowns, as that necessitates a trip to New York to decapitate Sam. To make himself feel better, he decapitates Nicohulk next.

*Nicohulk hurls Sam to New York*

The executioner frowns, as that necessitates a trip to New York to decapitate Sam. To make himself feel better, he decapitates Nicohulk next.

the executioner finds himself in an awkward situation as his weapon of attempted decapitation is shattered before him

he then finds himself in an even more awkward situation as he finds himself sailing at 300 mph toward the Pacific Ocean

*Nicohulk hurls Sam to New York*

The executioner frowns, as that necessitates a trip to New York to decapitate Sam. To make himself feel better, he decapitates Nicohulk next.

*the executioner finds himself in an awkward situation as his weapon of attempted decapitation is shattered before him* *he then finds himself in an even more awkward situation as he finds himself sailing at 300 mph toward the Pacific Ocean*

The executioner frowns as Nicohulk seems to be hallucinating before him. He then shrugs and decapitates him with his Daedric Sword.

*he then finds himself in an even more awkward situation as he finds himself sailing at 300 mph toward the Pacific Ocean*

The executioner frowns as Nicohulk seems to be hallucinating before him. He then shrugs and decapitates him with his Daedric Sword.

Nicohulk wakes out of his stupor just as the blade begins to swing; he then ducks and charges the executioner, smashing through a far wall and plummeting twenty stories toward the ground.

*he then finds himself in an even more awkward situation as he finds himself sailing at 300 mph toward the Pacific Ocean*

The executioner frowns as Nicohulk seems to be hallucinating before him. He then shrugs and decapitates him with his Daedric Sword.

Nicohulk wakes out of his stupor just as the blade begins to swing; he then ducks and charges the executioner, smashing through a far wall and plummeting twenty stories toward the ground.

The executioner, who had side-stepped, watches Nicohulk plunge out of the side of the building and land on a bed of Daedric blades whose tips are pointing up. He had already prepared any and all exits beforehand. With that, he continues executing judgement.

Nicohulk wakes out of his stupor just as the blade begins to swing; he then ducks and charges the executioner, smashing through a far wall and plummeting twenty stories toward the ground.

The executioner, who had side-stepped, watches Nicohulk plunge out of the side of the building and land on a bed of Daedric blades whose tips are pointing up. He had already prepared any and all exits beforehand. With that, he continues executing judgement.

Nicohulk digs his hands to the side of the building and brings himself to a halt just before reaching the blades. He then jumps to the nearest building and uses it to propel himself back into the hole he made in the floor above, smashing into the unsuspecting executioner just before he beheads an innocent. Nicohulk ensures that he is no longer hallucinating, grabs the executioner's leg, and hurls him out of Earth's atmosphere.

Nicohulk wakes out of his stupor just as the blade begins to swing; he then ducks and charges the executioner, smashing through a far wall and plummeting twenty stories toward the ground.

The executioner, who had side-stepped, watches Nicohulk plunge out of the side of the building and land on a bed of Daedric blades whose tips are pointing up. He had already prepared any and all exits beforehand. With that, he continues executing judgement.

Nicohulk digs his hands to the side of the building and brings himself to a halt just before reaching the blades. He then jumps to the nearest building and uses it to propel himself back into the hole he made in the floor above, smashing into the unsuspecting executioner just before he beheads an innocent. Nicohulk ensures that he is no longer hallucinating, grabs the executioner's leg, and hurls him out of Earth's atmosphere.

Before Nicohulk can touch him, the executioner hits Nicohulk with a burst of energy from the Wabbajack, turning him into a chicken long enough for the executioner to finish his deeds.

Before Nicohulk can touch him, the executioner hits Nicohulk with a burst of energy from the Wabbajack, turning him into a chicken long enough for the executioner to finish his deeds.

Nicohulk raises his eyebrow as a harmless beam of energy, completely useless in this universe, strikes his body. He then proceeds to accomplish the above deed: hurling the fiend to a place where he can do no damage to the lives of innocent people.

Nicohulk decides that the executioner is finally gone. All of the Memversers live happily ever after (after getting rid of the troublesome trampoline, if it ever did exist in the first place).

…I wrote a Bible Bee poem every day until they announce where Nationals will be?

Sounds good!

Should I send all of them to BBHQ? I already inflicted the first two on them. Perhaps it will make them hurry up and post it.
(I am on tonight because I have a brief hiatus from studying.)

O_o Is this supposed to be funny or what?

O_o Is this supposed to be funny or what?

^ That.

Before Nicohulk can touch him, the executioner hits Nicohulk with a burst of energy from the Wabbajack, turning him into a chicken long enough for the executioner to finish his deeds.

Nicohulk raises his eyebrow as a harmless beam of energy, completely useless in this universe, strikes his body. He then proceeds to accomplish the above deed: hurling the fiend to a place where he can do no damage to the lives of innocent people.

However, due to Nicohulk's shortsightedness, that place happens to be three feet to the right. The executioner quickly swallows a vial of what appears to be metals, braces himself against the wall, and flips a coin towards Nicohulk.

O_o Is this supposed to be funny or what?

It is to me, Grandfather. :)

Should I send all of them to BBHQ? I already inflicted the first two on them. Perhaps it will make them hurry up and post it. (I am on tonight because I have a brief hiatus from studying.)

Please, please, please try to convince them to have it in Ohio!

Then Ian opens the door after taking a bathroom break, pauses, and then closes the door again while dialing 911.

However, due to Nicohulk's shortsightedness, that place happens to be three feet to the right. The executioner quickly swallows a vial of what appears to be metals, braces himself against the wall, and flips a coin towards Nicohulk.

OOC: What? It blows up doesn't it….That's what I was going to do…when I tip him, but am I the executioner?

…this whole Bible Bee conundrum was a huge April Fools' day joke?

...this whole Bible Bee conundrum was a huge April Fools' day joke?

Fundamentalist homeschoolers nationwide would begin a march on the headquarters of the Shelby Kennedy Foundation, armed with torches, pitchforks, and denunciations of heresy.

Sam and Noah suddenly got off Memverse and got on no more?!

Anarchy would ensue in the kingdom, Queen Carissa would be beheaded, Kingess Sarah would abscond the Kingdom with Abigail, Roy, and Seth, and the land would fall apart in a blaze of fire.

Anarchy would ensue in the kingdom, Queen Carissa would be beheaded, Kingess Sarah would abscond the Kingdom with Abigail, Roy, and Seth, and the land would fall apart in a blaze of fire.

what does abscond mean???

Anarchy would ensue in the kingdom, Queen Carissa would be beheaded, Kingess Sarah would abscond the Kingdom with Abigail, Roy, and Seth, and the land would fall apart in a blaze of fire.

what does abscond mean???

You have access to a computer, which has access to the Internet, which has access to Google, and you're asking me to define a word for you? :P

Anarchy would ensue in the kingdom, Queen Carissa would be beheaded, Kingess Sarah would abscond the Kingdom with Abigail, Roy, and Seth, and the land would fall apart in a blaze of fire.

what does abscond mean???

You have access to a computer, which has access to the Internet, which has access to Google, and you're asking me to define a word for you? :P

heeheeheeheeheehee

Anarchy would ensue in the kingdom, Queen Carissa would be beheaded, Kingess Sarah would abscond the Kingdom with Abigail, Roy, and Seth, and the land would fall apart in a blaze of fire.

Woohahaha! Fire! My final touch before extreme boredom ensues.
And after boredom is no longer in style i'm sure the survivors will busy themselves furiously picking flowers.

Ian's conversation with the 911 dispatcher:

Dispatcher:Hello?

Ian:Hello? This is Ian calling from (where are we anyway). There is a person in here and he's trying to execute everyone.

Dispatcher:(sarcastically)Really?

Ian:YES!

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