Funny Sibling Quotes

James (4): What is the Greek word for Ramen Noodle Soup?

LOL!

Me- Hey Sarah, can I use your Jansport backpack?
Sarah- Ummm I thought I sold it to you.
Me- You did? Why don't I remember this?
Sarah- Well I could sell it to you again.
Me- ok…? I'm still confused.

"You make the best personal insults, Emily." ~My brother ^wonders if that's a personal insult^

hehehe. :p

Lol xP

^(Btw, you really need to get on SC one of these days ;) )^

*Brother:* The bomb industry is booming.

Oh, I didn't know Emily posts about me on here. 0.o

No, but it seriously it is booming. : )

"You make the best personal insults, Emily." ~My brother ^*wonders if that's a personal insult*^

Well, what can I say? You do. : )

:-} =P

My mom, tucking Luke (3) into bed:

Mom (praying): Please change Luke's heart so that he will love you.
Luke: Does God change our hearts?
Mom: Yes.
Luke: To what color?

My mom, tucking Luke (3) into bed: Mom (praying): Please change Luke's heart so that he will love you. Luke: Does God change our hearts? Mom: Yes. Luke: To what color?

To orange! Jk. Hehehe. :P

Whenever a put John (my two year-old brother) down for a nap or to bed, I'll sing to him or tell him a story or something so that he isn't sad about having to take a nap. A few nights ago, I was pretending to be the announcer of the semi-finalists at Nationals. I went through all the Seniors, and I started with the Primaries, but I couldn't remember the order. When I was putting John into his crib, he said, "I want to see Hudson Bontrager." I laughed and asked, "Who else?" He said, "I want to see Courtney Minica." I'm not sure if he even remembered them, but I thought that it was funny anyway :).

Aww, how adorable. xD

Today at lunch, we were talking about something that happened a while back.
William (age 6): "Was I alive then?"
Daddy: "I don't think so."
James (age 4), eyes widening: "Then you were dead?"

Last night, Abigail (8) and I were making homemade cards.
Abby: "Whoopsie doodles!"
Rachel: "Um, what did you just say?!"
A: "Whoopsie doodles! Haven't you ever heard of it?"
R: "Nope."
A: gives me a surprise stare "Whaaaat?!"
R: "I've heard of whoopsie daisy…"
A: "Oh, I'm pretty sure it's whoopsie doodles. I mean, I guess maybe I made it up…but anyway, I like whoopsie doodles!"

And another time…
A: "Why is Sunday called Sunday?"
R: "I'm not sure!"
A: "Is it because the sun shines on that day? Or because Jesus is God's Son…Sunday?"

Abby is hilarious sometimes. XD

At the lunch table… (only the bottom part is funny I think but you kind of have to read the whole thing to understand it.)

Hannah: You know that part in the Bible where it says if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away? What if your head causes you to sin?
Nathan: Only you would think of that.
Hannah: Except you wouldn't really be able to throw it away…
Elisabeth: Well, sometimes you're still alive if your head gets cut off…
Hannah: It's your head that's alive and not your body…
Nathan: And only for like 10 seconds…
Caleb: Unless they can hook you up to some machine with fake arms and legs and you can fly and all sorts of cool stuff…
Elisabeth: (Getting really grossed out) Can we talk about candy or something else?
Caleb: Yay! Let's talk about candy and rainbows and ponies and unicorns!!

(It was a lot more funny when you were actually there.)

Brother: So what happened to your laptop again?
Me: I spilled water on it…. I think it's sitting in rice right now.
Sister: Cause the rice will attract the Asians and they will come fix it for us?

Brother: So what happened to your laptop again? Me: I spilled water on it.... I think it's sitting in rice right now. Sister: Cause the rice will attract the Asians and they will come fix it for us?

That's awesome xD

Taylor got into something he wasn't supposed to. Jubilee followed him and said in her own 2-year-old way "Put it away! You stinker!" xD

I seriously laughed out loud at that one. XDD

The other day, Micah (4) was drawing a picture of Noah's ark, and he said it was sinking. :P

John (two and almost a half): I catched the ball!
Me: Oh, you caught the ball?

A few minutes later…
John: I caught the ball! No, I catched the ball.

I think that my grammar lessons aren't very effectual… :)

My little 6-year-old cousin used to sing the lyrics "More of You, less of me" in Colton Dixon's song like "Barbecue recipe!" xD

9 year old brother to 7 year old brother:
"Sam, when you have kids you'll be telling them exactly the same things I'm telling you!"

Just now…

Bethany: Sarah, can you help me?
Me: doesn't reply, assuming that Bethany is talking in her sleep
Bethany: Sarah?
Me: Are you awake?
Bethany: Yes. Can you help me get it?
Me: Get what?
Bethany: A sandwich.
Me: A sandwich?
Bethany: What?
Me: A sandwich?
Bethany: Yes.
Me: Why do you need to get a sandwich?
Bethany: Don't you want a sandwich?
Me: It's 1:30 in the morning. Why would I want a sandwich?
Bethany: Whatever.
Me: (about a minute later) Are you sure you're awake?
Bethany: heavy breathing, doesn't respond

Yes, Bethany. This actually happened. xD

Lol! At the championship last year i sat up in bed and freaked out the lady coach who had just walked into the room and was trying to go to bed without waking us all up. She was yelling at me the next morning and i was like… 'whatever. I dont remember…'

But that really funny! LOL! xP

Did you go get a sandwich? xP

Lol! At the championship last year i sat up in bed and freaked out the lady coach who had just walked into the room and was trying to go to bed without waking us all up. She was yelling at me the next morning and i was like... 'whatever. I dont remember...' But that really funny! LOL! xP Did you go get a sandwich? xP

That's funny!
Haha, no, I didn't. xD

Oh wow… xD lol

Lol! At the championship last year i sat up in bed and freaked out the lady coach who had just walked into the room and was trying to go to bed without waking us all up. She was yelling at me the next morning and i was like... 'whatever. I dont remember...' But that really funny! LOL! xP Did you go get a sandwich? xP

That's funny! Haha, no, I didn't. xD

I was just glad my friend didn't tell any of the boys… O.o xP
Awww… lol :p

My little brother, seriously asking: "If people began being able to live on Mars, and then God came back to earth, would He miss them because they weren't on earth?" xD xP

haha! How old is he? :D

If I remember correctly, it was my 11 year old brother. x)

Moriah is my cute 4-year-old sister. Elisabeth is my cute (but she hates being called cute!) 8-year-old sister.

Elisabeth: Famous last words: "Moriah isn't cute."

Because we've made up a song about all the horrible things we'll do to the people who think Moriah isn't cute, or don't love her. xP

Me: No, I have to do that first or I'll forget. You know how my brain works.
Mom: No, I can't say I do
xP

Hehe, I've had that conversation a few times… xP

Little sister: OOOWWWWW!!! I hit my funny bone!!
Dad: That doesn't sound very funny.
Little sister: stops screaming Why is it called a funny bone?
Dad: Because if you laugh instead of screaming, it will be funny.
Little sister: Really?
Me: laughs
xP

wonders if I should post some of the interesting conversations we've had when we've all been together

then decides against it

xP

Abigail (8), doing her study guide and reading out-loud the Greek word "Parakletos" and its meaning…
"Helper, Comforter, Consoler…Avocado…"[Advocate]
XD

Right now we have an abundance of spaghetti squash in our garden. The other day, John (two and a half) dropped something and said, "Uh oh! Spaghetti squash!" :)

Mom to little sister: Can we get rid of your brain and spinal cord?
Little sister: Yeah, they're broken anyway.
Me: She won't make it to Nationals that way!
Little sister: Ow! I dropped my brain on my foot!

It was a brain and spinal cord model. xD

Wow. Just wow.

xP

in the car driving to Chickfila for Cow appreciation day
One brother does NOT want to wear anything cow-y
the other brother tells him "You have to dress up like a cow! Don't be a chicken!!"
Now, under normal circumstances, we we not allowed to tease people by saying "don't be a chicken." But his pun was so funny and appropriate we all burst out into gales of laughter. xD

My little bother when he was 4 pronounced 'table of contents' table of continents. :D

Daniel: "The ABS light came on in Andrew's Expedition." Dad: "What's the ABS light?" Daniel: "The Andrew Broke Something light."

Abigail, after taking the test last week: "I think I got 7 questions wrong, but I probably got 8…." xD

Micah (4): "Daddy takes his iPhone everywhere!" I don't think he knows it really is a cell phone… :P

struggles to think of something hilarious about siblings

Little bother(11): "I'm the best trumpeter in the C. house." Me: "That's not hard since only you and I are home right now."

Not a sibling quote, but a mom and me quote.
Mom: “Where’d you get that bruise on your knee?” Rosie: “Playing four-square, I skidded and hit (a boy’s) toe.” Mom: “Ouch! What does his toe look like?” Rosie: “I don’t know, I didn’t ask, but I hope it doesn’t look like this!”

And these are friends and me quotes.
Ca: “I always wanted to write a book about jellyfish taking over the world.” Rosie: “Wow, that would be awesome.” Ch: “That’s okay, you can just step on them and squish them.” El: “But what if they were above you also.” Ch: “That would be scary.” Rosie: “I always wanted to see a man-of-war… just not above me or around me…”

Rosie: “The icing was supposed to be purple, but I accidentally grabbed blue and green and not blue and red.” Es: “That’s okay, at least now I know that you didn’t mean it to be green.” Ch: “Wow, you have a bad record. Two cakes, one meant to be teal turned out mint, the other meant to be purple and turned out GREEN!” Rosie: “Good Grief! I didn’t know you would make that big of deal out of it or I would have just said I meant it to be green. You know like saying the floor needed a hug while I was playing four-square.”

Ca: “Have you ever found yourself lying under a ceiling fan and was suddenly scared it would fall on you? Ch: “Gasp, I should have a character in my book who is scared of ceiling fans!” Rosie: “It would have to be a movie to get the full effect.” Ch: “Yeah, just imagine a scene, walking beside his ‘true love’ and he suddenly veers, and she asks ‘what’s wrong?’ and he’s like, ‘um, nothing.” Rosie: “I like how you said ‘he’ is scared of ceiling fans.” El: “Well Duh, imagine a really cute boy scared of ceiling fans… who could resist.” Ch: “I can never lie under a ceiling fan again.” Ca: “Or a chandelier.” Ch: “Yeah, thanks.”

Caleb: "I am getting positively sick of ‘Billions of Dead Things.’” Me: YES! Can we sing a hymn? Umm… How about…” He and I: “’How Great Thou Art?’” Me: “YES! Wow! You can read my mind, that’s what I said!”

Es: “You know what I what to do?” Rosie: “Yes, you want to go to Sonic get a nerd slushy, go home and watch ‘Inception’. Am I right or am I right?” Es: “You’re right. But I think that’s what I said last week.” Rosie: “Yep.”