Riddles

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The legend of the giraffe's long neck: originally, the giraffe was a pinto horse. Then Chuck Norris gave it an uppercut. 'Nuff said.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris

:-D

Wow you two…… :) lol I'm pretty sure the world might collapse when Chuck Norris dies…..

He wont die…actually he did die several years back..but the when the grim reaper came to tell him…he chickened out and went back to his hole

None of these look like riddles but I think we must have posted every riddle in the world. Does anyone have one??

Everybody has it, and no one can lose it. What is it?

Their soul?? :) lol

Oh…I've heard this one before….uh…thinks hard lol, a nose? :D IDK….can't remember…

No, it's your shadow. :D

None of these look like riddles but I think we must have posted every riddle in the world.

Not by a long shot. We've got a book with 1,001 riddles in it. One problem...I can't find it. :-P

Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago?

Because he doesn't want to?? :)

Well, he can, but he'd die for lack of oxygen. ;P

Dani: Nope…

Nicolas: LOL, sort of… :P not quite.

You don't bury living people!

Yeah!

That's basically what I said. ;)

Yes, I know =D

But of course, even if you found something in the first place you looked for it, it would still have been found in the last place you looked for it. ;)

Exactly! And always in the least place you expect it!

What word starts with the "E" but only has one letter in it?

Envelope.

Yep.

What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?

A teapot!!! =D

What did the Father Buffalo say to his little boy as he left for work??

Bison!

Yup!

How do you keep a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card! :P

Why did the boy wear a wet shirt to school?

Uh…give up. Why?

Because the tag said "wash and wear"

LOL! :D That's funny!

On your humor pinterest board…the thing about eating food….that is SO how I do it!

This one? :D I know…I do on some of them!

Yep!!! And the one with the spider that is SO what I need! :)

LOL - like that one :D
This is interesting….

EDIT: And yes, I said I had to go, came back, but now I do need to go =D :( Bye!

I can't see it…it's way to small…

Bye sends you a locked hug

unlocks hug and sends you a locked hug back :)

Can you zoom in?

unlocks hug and receives it

No, I can't :(
And this is me on the computer with Bethany's Skype…not Bethany…sorry….

Emily: a teapot.

With an awful racket, I change my jacket. I change my coat and color. My weight is less in my new dress, though I am many times larger. What am I?

I give up. :P :)

Some kind of insect undergoing metamorphosis?

nope. its popcorn.

Whoa that's clever! :)

thanls i did not make it up though

ok, popcorn lines up with all the description, my guess didn't.

What gets wetter as it dries?

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

If a papa bull eats 5 bales of hay and a baby bull eats 2 bales of hay, how many bales of hay does the mama bull eat?

How many feet are in a field that has 230 cow, 46 sheep, 3 dogs, 98 donkeys, and a farmer?

When geese fly in a V, one side is usually longer than the other. Why?

What is white and has a red nose, the longer it glows the shorter it grows?

What wears lots of clothes in the summer, a few in the fall, and none in winter?