Jokes :)

So why was the blue-haired secretary fired?

She was a mutant?

Lol, no.

Everybody who thinks blondes are dumb, be careful what you say. I'm blonde. I've seen some pretty smart blondes as well (myself included ;)

I have to agree!

I might get mad if you all post certain blonde jokes…cause I'm a blonde :P

Why?

Why? Because she was not really a human????

Here's one of my dad's Olle & Sven jokes. :P

Olle and Sven are out ice fishing, but they aren't catching anything. They can't figure out what they are doing wrong. After a little while, they see another man out ice fishing as well, but he is pulling in fish after fish. Sven goes over to see what he is doing differently. He comes back and tells Olle, "The knucklehead! He's got a hole in the ice!"

The answer: because she put White-Out on the screen. :P

thank you! you're a blonde too, aren't you?

LOL! That's hilarious! Sounds like something I would do…

Did you see the one where this lady is busy typing at her computer, gets to the end of the line of text, and slides the monitor right off the desk?! I guess that's what happens when you're used to typewriters. :P

This. Is. So. FUNNY!!!!!!! laughs out loud go to the link, Grab a Bible, look up this reference, and you might want to grab a tissue too, :P
BTW, this is Mr Clean =D

LOL!! :)

Yes, I am!

I have a sister who is blonde; my little brother has a little tint in his hair, and then I have blonde, red, and brown highlights all mixed together in my hair. (Natural :))

My hair is blonde with some brown highlights. It's also a whole lot lighter at the ends than on the top. Weird, I know.

Mine is, too.

LOL!!!

Mines brown with some blonde highlights. :) LOL Ian correct me if I'm wrong. Lol jk

What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

(If you receive Family News, kindly do not answer just yet…)

What is Family news?
Uh, a mother? :P IDK!

I don't know…A moo-ther?

My hair is blonde with some brown highlights. It's also a whole lot lighter at the ends than on the top. Weird, I know.

Same with me! Like, exactly the same. How long is your hair? Mine is about 5 inches below my shoulders at the longest point

@Rachel - Our family e-magazine. You should be receiving it, but we haven't sent it out in a while…

@Jackson - Good guess! The answer is De-calf-inated. :P

That sounds about right, but I'm not an expert. :P

Dumb-blonde jokes can be substituted with Hittite, Philistine, or Dufflepud jokes. (I'm a blonde, too, but I don't mind blonde jokes.)

I'm a blonde, too, but I don't mind blonde jokes.

Wow!

I'm a blonde, too, but I don't mind blonde jokes.

Me too. :D (Actually, I love them, because most of them are so me!)
Like this one - why was the blonde/blue-haired/Scandinavian lady staring at the orange juice?

I have no idea.

huh?

The carton said "Concentrate."

That's awesome!

LOL!!! :P :P

LOL!!! That's hilarious! At least she knew what concentrate meant! :P

LOL!!!!

What was the last thing Lot said to his wife?

Hmmm…is this suppose to be funny or what he actually said?

Uhh, "don't look down"? :P

"Is anyone following us?"

Oh dear! That's terrible! :P lol!

My reaction exactly. :P

Such a mean husband :P

Ahhh, that's awful! :P :P

The Toast 'Song'…

LOL!

Lol!

That's funny!

My uncle once sent a belated birthday card to my mom signing it, "Your forgetful brother." What was funny about it was that he forgot that he had already sent her a card earlier!