Jokes :)

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MilesChristiSum

I would find that hard to believe, first you have to write kinda hard with a crayon to get it to stick on skin, and secondly a sharpie smells so noxious that it wouldn't be mistaken for a crayon, in addition to the fact that it is wet.

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SavedByGrace

A very astute observation: If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you sound exactly as though you were saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent, and vice versa. O.o

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Margaret Eddy

Jokes are never funny after you explain them.

Some jokes aren't funny even if you don't.

Should I mention "Why the long face?"

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biblebee

A Catholic, an Arminian and someone who reads their Bible walked into a bar.

^^^^^^^^^^^^That one

And who do you suggest I ask?

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Sarah B.

Must I tell you too: Magicians don’t tell their magic tricks… Spies don’t reveal their sources…. and joke-stirs don’t explain their jokes! Haven’t you learned anything from the memverse forums Ian!? JK!

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biblebee

Is it perhaps because you don't get it or is it because you're going to say "Jokesters don't explain their jokes"?

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