Jokes :)
Started by Dani(elle)Emily H
Oh my…. :P:P I had heard about the crayon one, not the other one :P :P
MilesChristiSum
I would find that hard to believe, first you have to write kinda hard with a crayon to get it to stick on skin, and secondly a sharpie smells so noxious that it wouldn't be mistaken for a crayon, in addition to the fact that it is wet.
Rachel the Alaskan
That's hilarious!
Bethany Meckle
Ditto. I don't totally get it… maybe he really was still sleeping! :P
Hiruko Kagetane
Hiruko Kagetane
Hiruko Kagetane
Dani(elle)
LOLz!
Ian R.2
LOL!
Bethany Meckle
Yikes! LOL!!!! (BTW, your new name totally fits you :P)
2 Corinthians 5:17
2 Corinthians 5:17
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7830158848/h1D7CE69C/
LOL!!! (the car one)
Hannah W. (Adelaide)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :)!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so funny! I am a true believer in the spell checker :P….
Dani(elle)
Spell check...lol... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/37/75/57/37755772b5b26a2b85f6cb82e24bc513.jpg
Lol! :)
Ian R.2
LOL!
Bethany Meckle
Wow, that is so funny but real!
SavedByGrace
@Spell checker joke–SO SO TRUE!!!!!!!
@Little Tikes car joke–LOVE it!! :D :D
SavedByGrace
A very astute observation: If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you sound exactly as though you were saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent, and vice versa. O.o
Jackson
Cool! If you say "raise up lights", it sounds like "razor blades" in an Australian accent!
Matthew Minica
Musical joke!
In what key "Exploring a Cave With No Flashlight" written?
Ian R.2
Blind?
Bethany Meckle
Uh… let me think about it…
What key was "The Bug Swatter" written in?
Andrew
Uhh. Bee Flat?
Bethany Meckle
Yup. :P
Bethany Meckle
Wait - is it A Flat Miner?
Matthew Minica
Nice guess! That's not my answer. It is C sharp or B flat. :P
Bethany Meckle
Lol! Love it! I might have to use that with my piano teacher. :)
Rachel the Alaskan
We call Nutella 'Squirrel' at our house. There's a funny story behind that…
Margaret Eddy
A Catholic, an Arminian, and someone who reads their Bible walk into a bar.
Sarah B.
A Cat-holic is someone addicted to cats.
Margaret Eddy
What the addition of a hyphen does to a post!
Want me to start grinding my punctuation ax?
biblebee
I don't get it…………..
Margaret Eddy
Be thankful.
biblebee
Ummmmmmmmm…………would you please explain?
Margaret Eddy
Jokes are never funny after you explain them.
Some jokes aren't funny even if you don't.
Should I mention "Why the long face?"
biblebee
Well, it's even less funny right now.
And no!!! Don't!!!! Please!!!
Margaret Eddy
My Dad is a master joke-teller. That was one of the many times I died that week.
biblebee
That's nice to know. But will you please explain your first comment above.
Margaret Eddy
Get someone else to explain it to you. Part of joke-telling etiquette is to never explain your own joke.
Margaret Eddy
Which one?
biblebee
A Catholic, an Arminian and someone who reads their Bible walked into a bar.
^^^^^^^^^^^^That one
And who do you suggest I ask?
Margaret Eddy
Someone who gets it.
biblebee
Who is?????
Ian R.2
Okay, Margaret, just tell her. I don't get it either.
biblebee
slumps shoulders And. she. just. left. Now I have to wait till she gets back on. :(
Sarah B.
Must I tell you too: Magicians don’t tell their magic tricks… Spies don’t reveal their sources…. and joke-stirs don’t explain their jokes! Haven’t you learned anything from the memverse forums Ian!? JK!
biblebee
Do you know what it means? Please explain it for me!
Sarah B.
Nope, not going to do it…
biblebee
Is it perhaps because you don't get it or is it because you're going to say "Jokesters don't explain their jokes"?
Sarah B.
How fast do you think they were walking when they walked into it, and how thick was the bar?