Jokes :)

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2 Corinthians 5:17

-The biggest lie I tell myself is: "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it"

-Do you ever do this??? =D

-Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.

-Etc. The end of thinking capacity.

:D :D :P

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2 Corinthians 5:17

Texting….
Boy 1: Hey what's up?
Boy 2: Just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. You know, the usual.
Boy 1: What?! schools out, why you still doing science?!
Boy 2: -_- breathing, I'm breathing

:D :P

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2 Corinthians 5:17

blockquote>-Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.<blockquote>

That's true sometimes but not all the time….for me that is :)"

Yes, not all the time, but sometimes =D

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Random Narnian Warrior (Tarva/Abi)

LOL!

Here are two knock knock jokes I came up with a number of years ago.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica to class on time?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya turn down the music?

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Bethany Meckle

Lol! Those are funny.

OK, my great-aunt sent me this one. She called it, "Why Seniors Still Need Newspapers"
"I was visiting my daughter and asked her if I could borrow her newspaper. She said, 'Mom, this is the 21st century. We don't waste money on things like newspapers. Here, borrow my iPad.'
That fly never knew what hit him."

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Bethany Meckle

Texting.... Boy 1: Hey what's up? Boy 2: Just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. You know, the usual. Boy 1: What?! schools out, why you still doing science?! Boy 2: -_- breathing, I'm breathing :D :P

Hey, that sounds like me!! :P JK That's really funny.

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Dani(elle)

Lol! Those are funny. OK, my great-aunt sent me this one. She called it, "Why Seniors Still Need Newspapers" "I was visiting my daughter and asked her if I could borrow her newspaper. She said, 'Mom, this is the 21st century. We don't waste money on things like newspapers. Here, borrow my iPad.' That fly never knew what hit him."

Lol! That's terrible! :) lol

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2 Corinthians 5:17

"I need to talk to you."
That one sentence has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life.

(I laughed out loud at that …. so true! =D =D )

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Dani(elle)

"I need to talk to you." That one sentence has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life. (I laughed out loud at that .... so true! =D =D )

So true!!!!!!! :) just thinking about the phrase makes me feel guilty! Lol

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Jackson

Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or Baby Bigger?

(If you've listened to 'Wishful Thinking', don't answer! ;) )

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Bethany Meckle

"I need to talk to you." That one sentence has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life.

LOL! Totally. :)

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Bethany Meckle

Ugh! I wish. No, I came 12 points from qualifying. :P Maybe next year…

We jokingly call my dad the "King of one-liners," so I hear them all the time. :) I make them all the time, too. :)

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